Why do the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why you don’t ever see the headline: “Psychic Wins Lottery”?

Why Doctors call what they do “practice”?

Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?

Why there isn’t mouse flavored cat food?

Why Noah didn’t swat those two mosquitoes?

Why they don’t make the whole plane out of the material used for the indestructible black box?

Why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together?

Why they call the airport “the terminal” if flying is so safe?

Why is “abbreviated” such a long word?

Who tastes dog food when it has a “new & improved” flavor?

Why the man who invests all your money is called a “Broker”?

Why sheep don’t shrink when it rains?

Why women can’t put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why is it called a “free” gift? Aren’t all gifts free?

Is there another word for synonym?

Is it possible to be totally partial?

Is there another word for thesaurus?

If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?

Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks ?

What hair colour do they put on the driver’s licenses of bald men ?

Why are they called apartments, when they’re all stuck together ?

Does the reverse side also have a reverse side ?

If the universe is everything, and scientists say that the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into ?

Why is a carrot more orange than an orange ?

How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him ?

If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked ?

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent ?

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign ?